The soldier and pelmeni
There was a soldier from service home. Road was elicited to spend the night. In the evening owners began to cook pelmeni. The old man the owner sits on a bench. The soldier nearby has sat down and has started conversation: — It is visible, we will eat, the grandfather?
— We will eat, yes not all! — the old man answers. — and you unless do not want? — Asks soldiers.
Owners have sat down to have supper, have planted for a table and the soldier. They divide pelmeni a plug in two, dip in vinegar and eat, have a snack bread. And the soldier will stick with a plug — and into a mouth. The old man has not born:
— You, the soldier, !
The soldier as if has not understood: allow to hook on two on a plug. The old man speaks:
— Eat in an old fashion!
Ruff . Russian satirical fairy tales. Moscow, the Children's literature. 1989.